SHOW SYNOPSIS: Twivember officially comes to a close! This week the boys are once again joined by resident
Twilight expert, Nina Perez, as they attempt to find some semblance of sense in the utter nonsense that is
New Moon Part One. Everything from weddings, to vampire sex, and "imprinting" on toddlers is discussed. Tom Cruise also makes an appearance, and he's wearing his placenta bib.
RATINGS:
STEVEN SAYS, SKIP IT
JOHN SAYS, SKIP IT
NINA SAYS, SEE IT
QUOTABLE QUOTES:
"If these people don't have to be there, why do I?“ - John
"She had a vampire penis in her mouth. She's past the point of worrying about chicken.” - Steven
"I actually said to myself,
what the fuck am I doing here?“ - Nina
"Jacob wants to get all up in
dem diapers.” - Steven
ON THE NEXT EPISODE: Prometheus
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